while you were hitting the juul, going to college, having casual sex, driving your car, and eating takeout food, i died horribly under mysterious circumstances in a national park. and my body was never found again
working full time is terrible why do we just accept that having 8 days off a month is normal and okay........ being alive could be cool but we waste it at our JOBS.... sorry i’m just heated about capitalism again i’ll be fine
8 days....never thought about it like that 😓
This seems really whiny to me. Like, I agree with you, work sucks, but our ancestors didn’t get to browse tumblr at their desks or have the option to gleefully spend their ENTIRE WEEKENDS horizontal on the couch stuffing their faces/watching tv/playing video games/wacking off. They didn’t have weekends. They just slaved away as fucking peasants from dawn to dusk until they died in childbirth or got the consumption.
I am perfectly happy working 8 hrs a day because I don’t have to:
grow my own food
find my own clean water
heat my house
shit in the woods
Hi, I study social and cultural anthropology. Humans working 40+ hours a week is 100% an industrial revolution thing and was not normal in the early stages of our existence. In fact, hunter and gatherer societies that still exist to this day spend about 15-20 hours a week TOPS working. The rest is dedicated to sitting around and telling stories and jokes, dancing, singing, eating, sleeping, fucking and so forth. Read a damn book.
naruto boys react to you having a tapeworm
Naruto: DONT JOKE ABOUT THAT!!! DATTEBAYO!!!!! D:<
Sasuke: **goes yandere** I-Im the only one allowed in your guts!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gaara: *turns away to hide his blush* i’ve always wanted a partner with a tapeworm….
Kiba: tch…. thats so fucking unepic. i dont want my dick to get gobbled up by your tapeworm, we’re through [Y/N]. You lose the internet. kek
Shino: You werent suppose to know about that. **slaps you around**
Shikamaru: this is such a pain in the ass
Rock: **Lee**
Neji: Um….Okay
Kakashi: **slurps the tapeworm out of your mouth and into his stomach** mmm!! yummy snack. thanks [y/n]!
I can’t sleep.. because of this post
This is literally the worst thing I’ve seen in my life
i Know antipasto means appetizer but i still like to believe that it refers to pasta’s archnemesis
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